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Monday 6 May 2013

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Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44388) - you deserved it (2379)

On 05/09/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39384) - you deserved it (2073)

On 05/09/2013 at 7:18pm - health - by iLikeMyLegs - Canada (Ontario)



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