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Monday 6 May 2013

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Today, I discovered that the "dish soap" my sister uses to clean our dishes when it's her turn, is actually a semi-toxic floor cleaner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37803) - you deserved it (2605)

On 05/13/2013 at 7:05pm - misc - by emmingle - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42238) - you deserved it (2260)

On 05/09/2013 at 7:18pm - health - by iLikeMyLegs - Canada (Ontario)



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