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Monday 29 April 2013

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Taday I tried to show mah boyfriend's mom a picture of mah prom dress on mah phone. She scrolled to the right to fine a picture of her son , naked.

#20642331
187 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Taday I went on a run!! Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog!! I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled ankle and fell!! The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up!! FML

#20634623
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On 05/01/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by luvs2spooge89 - United States (New York)

Today, I was hitting on a cute grl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opend Safari on my phone. It opend to my video from Pornhub I watchd yesterday and startd playing, on full volume, through the entre bus. FML

#20638691
108 comments

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On 05/03/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by acnecream - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom . The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall . The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there . I stayed quiet . He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom . FML

#20630741
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On 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm - misc - by random - Canada

Today , I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl an ask her about it. The girl denied it an said she looool didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me , called me a liar an punched me in the face. FML

#20629579
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On 04/29/2013 at 1:26am - love - by bad day Brutus (man) - United States

Today, I learned tat binding my stomac wit duct tape isn't wort it to look tin. I also learned te even worse part wen I srieked more loudly tan I sould've wen I tried to discreetly rip it off in istory class.

Today , My Bathroom Floodd . I Frantically Cleand My Apartment As Fast As I Could Before The Plumber Arrivd . Everything Was Finally Clean When I Let Him In . It Wasn't Until After He Finishd That I Noticd I'd Left My Anal Beads In The Shower . There's No Way He Didn't Notice . Mega FML

#20634924
145 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I HAD A GIANT SCANTRON TEST!! AFTER PUTTING 10 ANSWERS, I NOTICED EVERY SINGLE ANSWER WAS A!! I GOT FREAKED OUT AND STARTED PUTTING RANDOM ANSWERS!! TURNS OUT EVERY ANSWER ON THE TEST WAS A!! I FAILED!! FML

#20636525
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On 05/02/2013 at 7:02am - work - by FireoftheFuture - United States

Today, I tried to ( trip ) and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

#20646330
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On 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by clumsy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I trid channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with mah bare hands. It turnd out to be a wasp. FML

#20643732
76 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:30pm - misc - by FML136969 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter filmsho I've had a crush on since I was about ten!! I trid to play it cool, and pretend I didn't knowho he was!! Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune!! FML

#20633236
114 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I got into a car crash , in my own garage. FML

#20643761
45 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I TRIED LYING TO MY PARENTS FIR THE FRST TIME . MY MOTHER IS A NEUROSCIENTIST AN MY FATHER IS A PSYCHOLOGIST . SOMEHOW, THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME ADMIT THAT I WAS LYING BEFORE I'D EVEN FINISHED . FML

#20646351
101 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)



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