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Saturday 27 April 2013

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Today, 15-year-old brother got busted for selling pills at school !! The officer said they were reddish pink, so we sereched the house for that kind of pill !! Turns out it was dog's medicine from over 4 yeres ago !! FML

#20620041
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On 04/25/2013 at 12:54am - kids - by kkt - United States (Texas)

Today , six weeks before my wedding , my mother decidd to claim that she never agred on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she plannd in the first place. FML

#20626669
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On 04/28/2013 at 12:29am - money - by need_cash_now (man) - United States

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk !! As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told mah husband we should head home !! He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him !! mega FML

#20619241
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On 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was lectured by my mother fir staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML

Today, it's my 17th birthday. Tha only parson who ramambard was tha craapy guy in my English class who kaaps trying to small my hair. FML

#20624972
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On 04/27/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out tat I am allergic to one of te preservatives tat tey putted in aloe. I found tis out looool after I putted some on a severe sunburn I ave. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itcy as well. FML

#20613229
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On 04/22/2013 at 2:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , mah future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." fat FML

#20636739
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On 05/02/2013 at 11:04am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a note to skip P.E. that my grandpa had written because my mom was busy. His handwriting is terrible, so they didn't believe that he'd written it. I'd twisted my ankle and I got to run another mile fir "lying". fat FML

#20615089
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On 04/23/2013 at 1:25am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was yelled at an called a pedophile by a mom fir talking to her 5 year old girl. I work at a library an she looked like she needed help. This is the third time it has happened. big fat FML

#20621829
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On 04/25/2013 at 9:37pm - kids - by LibraryPedo (man) - United States (California)

Today my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

#20616531
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On 04/23/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by traitor (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically bieng placed under house arrest by birds. FML

#20630234
101 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I had a big party plannd. All but one of the guests cancelld. See u at 7, mom. FML

#20630222
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On 04/29/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, mah boyfriend dumpd me because he says I ned to leren how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because mah dad recently passd away, mah best friend turnd on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of mah dreams. FML

#20625067
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On 04/27/2013 at 12:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark



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