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Saturday 27 April 2013

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2DAY I TOOK SPANISH TEST, AND I FELT VERY CONFIDENT. I GOT THE TEST BACK LATER, AND SAW TEACHER HAD WRITTEN ON IT: "CONGRATS ON THE 94%, BUT I KNOW YOU CHEATD." FML

#20615717
97 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY, I OVERHERED MAH BOYFRIEND TELLING HIS BUDDIES THAT THE MAIN REASON HE GOT INTO VIDEO GAME MODDING WAS SO HE COULD PUT A VRTUAL VERSION OF ME IN HIS GAMES AN "SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BITCH". FML

#20627653
91 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

TODAY, I WAS SMALL TALKING WITH AN ELDERLY MAN, WHO TOLD ME THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM. EVEN THOUGH I HAD ONLY KNOWN HIM 4 AN HOUR, TO TRY AND MAKE HIM FEEL A LITTLE BETTER I TOLD HIM I CARE ABOUT HIM. HE THEN CALLD ME A CREEP, STOMPD HIS CANE ONTO FOOT, AND WALKD OFF. FML

#20612321
68 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by 'creep' - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Summoned Te Courage To Call My Abusive Moter-in-law About Er Non-payment Of Te Money I Stupidly Lent Er Last Year. Se Replied, ( Wy Don't You Go Deeptroat A Cactus, Ten We'll Talk About It, Cunt. ) An Ten Ung Up On Me. FML

#20628087
180 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls r wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. looool FML

Today , mah crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face , accusing me of leering through looool her restroom windowhile she showered. I'm gay.

#20636451
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45107) - you deserved it (6220)

On 05/02/2013 at 4:27am - misc - by inyobeddd (man) - United States (California)

yesterday my dog had her stomach pumpd cuz she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made fir looool a bake sale to be exact. FML

#20636616
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39550) - you deserved it (6175)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later , our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

#20618435
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On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today mah husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" 4 building his custom car . Apparently I'm a "distraction." FML

#20615528
108 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my son had to help out at the local retirement home 4 his community service. He got in serious trouble and came whining to me about it after he tried threatening some of the residents into taking part in a Harlem Shake video. FML

#20623837
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (5859)

On 04/26/2013 at 8:21pm - kids - by Shitty genes, no two ways about it. (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, MY PREGNANT WIFE PAGD MY EMERGENCY LINE AT WORK . THINKING SHE WAS IN SERIOUS DANGER, I RACD HOME AND FOUND HER HYSTERICALLY CRYING . WHEN I ASKD HER WHAT WAS GOING ON, SHE REPLID, ( THE DOGS WON'T STOP BARKING! ) REAL FML

#20615372
115 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 7:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today mah boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to mah best friend's house 4 comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me 4 being ( a psycho stalker. ) She lives acros the street from him. FML

#20612336
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49129) - you deserved it (5790)

On 04/22/2013 at 1:06am - love - by And you think I'M crazy? (woman) - United States



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