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Sunday 21 April 2013

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Today, mum askd me, "Shouldn't u be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replid, "Shouldn't u be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in life. mega FML

#20612550
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On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I smokd wed with friends !! Stond, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walkd to 7-11 !!

#20624531
62 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today I got so drunk I calld my ex-boyfriend an confessd my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

#20613766
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On 04/22/2013 at 6:31pm - love - by Out from Hell (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got caught masturbating, twice, by the same person. FML

#20627981
124 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Saudi Arabia

TODAY, I WAS AT THE PARK UNSUCCESSFULLY TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE. A STRANGER WALKED UP TO ME AND OFFERED TO TAKE THE PICTURE FOR ME. I AGREED AND GAVE HIM MAH PHONE. HE TOOK IT AND RAN OFF. FML

#20595412
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On 04/16/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by no selfie for me - United States (California)

TODAY I MISSED MULTIPLE CALLS FROM THE COMPANY I APPLIED TO. THAT WAS THE SUPERVISOR CALLING WANTING TO HIRE ME. I THEN REMEMBERED MAH IDIOTIC VOICEMAIL I MADE MONTHS AGO WHERE I PRETENDED TO ANSWER AND SAY STUPID STUFF FOR 5 MINUTES. I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO GET THE JOB. FML

#20627029
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On 04/28/2013 at 5:09am - work - by stupid voicemails - United States (Hawaii)

Today, mah boyfriend said he felt lyk eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, putted icing on them an decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the looool decoration, licked the icing an handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told u that's all I wanted." FML

#20592650
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On 04/15/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Cupcakes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I Was Riding My Bike Ome From Te Store . Wanting To Impress Some Passers-by , I Tried To Do A Trick On A Sarp Turn . I It A Pole Wit My Balls . As I Was Lying On Te Ground In Agony , A Guy Pulled Over , Took A Picture , And Took Off Lauging . FML

#20602636
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On 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Bulgaria (Sofiya)

2day my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. big fat FML

#20620173
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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, only did she charge me over a hundred dollar for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

#20595392
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On 04/16/2013 at 12:01am - money - by LoLWut?? nd Why?? - United States

Today, I Put Up One Of Those Hanging Fly Catchers In Mah Room Due To The Unsettling Amount Of Flies In The House. I Remarked How Stupid Flies Were To Land On Them. Within An Hour, I Got Up And Walked Straight Into It. Real FML

#20609406
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On 04/21/2013 at 2:20am - misc - by Human fly - Canada (British Columbia)

My Mother And I Saw A Stall Selling Colourful Treats At The Shopping Centre. Some Were Placed On Small Dishes, So We Thought We'd Sample There Goods. Turns Out That The Colourful Goodies That We'd Bit Into Were Very Creative Pieces Of Soap. FML

#20615670
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On 04/23/2013 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I answered a call at work from a very rate gentleman . After being shouted and sworn at profusely, I ended the call in a slightly less than civil manner . Turns out that guy is one of looool our company's biggest clients . FML

#20615900
139 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 2:25pm - work - by hatemyjob (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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