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Saturday 20 April 2013

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TODAY, A HUGE AND ANGRY MAN STORMD INTO MY WORK AND THREATEND TO KILL ME IF I DIDN'T STOP SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE. HE THEN THREATEND TO COME BACK AND KICK MY ASS IF I SO MUCH AS TEXTD HIS WIFE AGAIN. THE PROBLEM IS, I'M MARRID, HAVE NEVER CHEATD AND I WORK 4 MY WIFE'S FATHER. FML

#20622462
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On 04/26/2013 at 1:20am - love - by sad guy - United States

Today, I was coming home from a much-needd vacation!! The time I spent on the plane consistd of kids screaming and throwing tantrums!! One of them managd to give me a black eye with a shoe!! Thier mom pretendd to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her!! FML

#20626326
94 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by Satan'sChildren - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got home an noticd people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that is fir rent. Peering closer, I realizd my ex-boyfriend an the grl he cheatd on me with a few months ago r inside. After they left, the ( for rent ) sign cummd down. I've got new neighbors. big fat FML

#20622139
78 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by nodullmoment (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , it transpred that mah mom has been spending her stint in prison trying to play matchmaker for me , going so far as to call one of her finds , "good breeding stock" . Apparently , I don't already looool have enough criminals in mah life; last September I was the only member of mah family of 5 not locked up . FML

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deletd all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it . She believd him and I got groundd, much to his amusement . I've never lookd up porn on that computer in my life . FML

#20623130
103 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by thats what my ipod is for (man) - United States

Today, mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over room an couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching room. FML

#20594384
37 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 6:11pm - misc - by MyLifeSucks (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ad a formal complaint fild against me fir being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer tat se couldn't use food stamps at te movie teater. FML

#20620985
102 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:37pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after 2 months of my new neighbours' kids throwing rocks at our cars, constantly swearing at us, bullying my siblings in and out of school, and vandalising our property, there mother has convinced the landlord that we're the ones out of control . real FML

#20620825
96 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 1:56pm - misc - by neighbour hell - Norway (Vest-Agder)



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