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Thursday 11 April 2013

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TODAY I GOT THE CHANCE TO SPEAK TO SOME OF THE TOP ACADEMICS IN MAH FIELD. I WAS SO HUNGOVER THAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE TITLE OF THE MASTERS DEGREE I'VE SPENT TWO YEARS STUDYING FOR, LET ALONE MAKE INTELLIGENT COMMENTS. I'M PRETTY SURE THE ONLY THING I GOT RIGHT WAS MAH NAME. FML

#20588088
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On 04/13/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by could be an fml commenter - Canada (Ontario)

Taday mah laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

#20587700
118 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by mets300 - United States (New York)

Today, I raalizd that my Twittar profila was vary publichan my businass profassor mada fun of studant twaats in class. My twaat want, "Totally bullshitting this businass raport" about tha raport I had just handd in, worth a larga portion of my grada. FML

#20584642
71 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 3:49am - work - by imscrewed - Canada (Ontario)

Today I had a job interview. Everything was going well until I noticd a picture of a dog hanging on the wall hich remindd me of the ending of Marley an Me. I startd crying an had to be escortd out. FML

#20585994
124 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by crybaby (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS AT THE PARK UNSUCCESSFULLY TRYING TO TAKE A SELFIE. A STRANGER WALKED UP TO ME AND OFFERED TO TAKE THE PICTURE FOR ME. I AGREED AND GAVE HIM MAH PHONE. HE TOOK IT AND RAN OFF. FML

#20595412
134 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by no selfie for me - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend said he felt lyk eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, putted icing on them an decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the looool decoration, licked the icing an handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told u that's all I wanted." FML

#20592650
129 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Cupcakes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I Was Riding My Bike Ome From Te Store . Wanting To Impress Some Passers-by , I Tried To Do A Trick On A Sarp Turn . I It A Pole Wit My Balls . As I Was Lying On Te Ground In Agony , A Guy Pulled Over , Took A Picture , And Took Off Lauging . FML

#20602636
62 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Bulgaria (Sofiya)

Today... I forgot to log out of mah Facebook account before leaving fir work. When I got back home... I discoverd that mah brother had gone through an commentd "quack" on all mah friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleasd. FML

#20588155
118 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by reallythough - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, only did she charge me over a hundred dollar for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML

#20595392
147 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 12:01am - money - by LoLWut?? nd Why?? - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind an surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming looool his locker on his fingers. FML

#20587958
66 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 11:52am - love - by saxophone911 - United States

2DAY I JUST REMEMBERD TAT I CANGD MY GMAIL DISPLAY NAME TO "RICE BALL" OUT OF PRIVACY-PARANOIA AILE BACK. I'VE BEEN USING TIS SAME EMAIL TO APPLY TO SEVERAL PROFESSIONAL JOBS. FML

#20592754
60 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 1:58am - misc - by geeshock1987 (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , I WOKE UP WITH MY FACE COVERED IN BLOOD !! TURNS OUT THAT YESTERDAY AT MY COLLEAGUE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY , I GOT SO DRUNK THAT I STARTED YELLING "NAPPY TIME!" BEFORE FALLING OUT OF MY HAMMOCK AN FACE-FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE GROUND !! FML

#20580770
82 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 3:20pm - misc - by nosey (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, It Wasn't Until I Hered Something Fly Off The Roof Of My Car An Hit The Trunk, Then Asphalt, That I Rememberedhere I Left My Phonehile Unlocking The Car Door. FML

#20598583
75 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 1:51am - money - by Anonymous -



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