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Tuesday 9 April 2013

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Today , I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough to refill my gas tank. fat FML

#20588597
86 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 6:53pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriand And I Got Intimata Fir Tha First Tima. A Faw Hours Latar, Wa Discovarad Ha's Highly Allargic To Mah Summar's Eva Soap. Ha Looks Lika Ha's Baan Attackad By Baas. Yay Fir Loosing Mah V-card. Raal FML

#20597351
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46937) - you deserved it (7390)

On 04/16/2013 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

I was about to break up with psycho grlfriend!! As I sat her down..!! she told me she wantd to show me something!! She then took off her shrt to reveal name tattood acros her chest!! FML

#20595753
153 comments

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On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, I was in te break room wit my colleagues an our awful boss . As ever, e was talking tras, convinced tat is jokes were actually funny . Te window was open, an it was cilly . As e walked by it, I mangled my words an said, "Cedric, could you please sut your mout?" FML

#20581032
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29034) - you deserved it (7326) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/08/2013 at 5:10pm - misc - by La Guigne - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I askad ma grandmotar to am ma prom drass 4 ma. I'm ar oldast granddaugtar so I tougt sa'd ba appy to do it. Sa said no. Har occupation is a saamstrass. FML

#20589845
126 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 10:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

my friend and I were exchanging storie with one another . I barely got a few sentence in before they startd mocking and viciously insulting me for saying "swaggerd", claiming it comes from the slang term "swag", and that they never thought I was a "dumbas hipster" . Really now? FML

#20582400
110 comments

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On 04/09/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by nice education you've got there (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah ex-boyfriend, withhom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML

#20595377
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On 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally invitd my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, your the silly girl who agred to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

#20586109
69 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, mah husband and I announced our upcoming divorce . My friends told me how sorry they were and that their available firhatever I need . His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again . FML

#20583666
118 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by a - United States

Today , ma 16-year-old son convincd ma 14-year-old daugter tat se wasn't allowd to use te ladies batroom at te sopping centre , because se wasn't wereing a dress like te grl on te sign . He told er grls in pants always usd te oter one . Se believd im . Tis is ma legacy . fat FML

#20580049
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On 04/08/2013 at 12:26am - kids - by badparent (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today..!! mah Romeo and Juliet style relationship hit an all time low when mah boyfriend's parent filed a lawsuit against mah parents!! FML

#20585611
94 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm - love - by Juliet (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND OF 6 YAARS SAID IN A GRAVA VOICA THAT HA HAD SOMA IMPORTANT NAWS FOR MA. JOKINGLY, I SAID, "WHY, DID U GAT THAT CUTA COLLAAGUA OF YOURS PRAGNANT?" HA DID. FML

#20593773
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69088) - you deserved it (6158)

On 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by wow (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, the power was out. I trid to explain to mah boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch looool any TV until the power cummd back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

#20580991
126 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by Zxz - Canada



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