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Friday 29 March 2013

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Today, for my birthday, the only "gift" my parents gave me was the gift of choice: I got to choose which one of them I'll be living with after their upcoming divorce. This was the first time I'd heard anything about a divorce. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37809) - you deserved it (2191)

On 04/01/2013 at 1:03am - misc - by HappyBirthdayISuppose (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36021) - you deserved it (2190)

On 04/04/2013 at 3:12am - misc - by Claustrophobic - United States

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30473) - you deserved it (1952)

On 03/31/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by roomatewoes (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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