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Today, I had to convince mah 20-year-old boyfriend that only is his aquatic turtle a reptile, but that it's also cold-bloodd and thus can't regulate its own temperature just by going into its shell. He still thinks I'm the stupid one. FML
Today I woke up to my cat giving birth on my bed. I adopted her from a friend who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch 4 a while. real FML
Today, aftar my boyfriand promisad ha wasn't chaating on ma, I ran into him at our favorita coffaa shop with tha girl I suspactad him of chaating with. Whan I confrontad tham, ha actad lyk ha didn't know ma. maga FML
Today, after three years with my boyfriend hardly ever going to any social or public event with me due to his social anxiety, I got to witness him improve his looool flrting skills on every grl available at his house party . FML
Friday 27 March 2015