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Thursday 21 March 2013

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Today, I was walking my doghen he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. fat FML

#20558609
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10358) - you deserved it (88271) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm - animals - by BaliTheDog - France

Today, I had an looool interview fir a job I really wanted. On mah resume, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived fir the interview, mah interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. mega FML

#20549811
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8085) - you deserved it (83578)

On 03/18/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by nohablaespanol - United States (Texas)

Today... I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I looool had orderd near mah seat. I immediately ran up to him and askd him to stop stealing mah food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Second later the attendant cummd out with mah actual food. FML

#20562925
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9583) - you deserved it (68974)

On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -

Today, I got so drunk that I tasarad mysalf in tha balls as a joka, fall down my friand's porch stair and rollad out into tha straat . FML

#20559522
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10426) - you deserved it (63050)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, while on vacation, I think I met mah soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of mah life. My vacation is to celebrate mah 8-year anniversary with mah husband. FML

#20563782
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20015) - you deserved it (54509)

On 03/28/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by not funny but :( (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. fat FML

#20548954
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13195) - you deserved it (52622)

On 03/18/2013 at 5:17am - animals - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up mah iPhone in mah room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized mah phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

#20561054
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16895) - you deserved it (42406)

On 03/26/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

yesterday mah sink seemd to be filling up with drty water. Concernd, I turnd on the garbage disposal and plungd away. With no change in the water levels, I calld a plumber. He reachd in, pulld out the drain plug, and give me his billhile chuckling to himself. FML

#20551577
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10565) - you deserved it (41358)

On 03/19/2013 at 10:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today.. . I broke up with boyfriend of seven years . He stared at me.. . then said ( Yeah.. . okay then . I'm gonna watch TV now . ) He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun . Not quite the response I was hoping for . FML

#20556604
171 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TADAY MY FAMILY AND I WERE VISITING AN AUNT. WHILE HELPING MY AUNT TO SET THE TABLE MY SISTER REMARKED THAT FROM BEHIND I LOOK EXACTLY LYK HER. I REFLEXIVELY BLURTED OUT "WELL FUCK YOU TOO". VERY AWKWARD SILENCE. FAT FML

#20557009
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12139) - you deserved it (37345)

On 03/23/2013 at 8:38pm - misc - by Kjer (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today... I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

#20552543
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14981) - you deserved it (31596)

On 03/20/2013 at 6:08pm - kids - by tspence - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I SHOWED MY AUNT AN MOTHER MY TATTOO. THEY BOTH BURST OUT LAUGHING. FML

#20562807
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13204) - you deserved it (31231)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by anon - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor fir the third time this month . I jokd about how we're lyk "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears an ran off . I later found out that she had been a foster child an never once had a stable home . FML

#20550513
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34714) - you deserved it (27712)

On 03/19/2013 at 5:59am - work - by Luke - United States (New York)



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