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Friday 8 March 2013

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Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29094) - you deserved it (2258)

On 03/14/2013 at 4:52am - money - by ScrewedForCheapBag - United States (California)

Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33913) - you deserved it (2251)

On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sat through an incredibly long and tedious class lecture. Just as my professor was nearing the end of his lecture, the resident stoner loudly yawned and asked what we'd been talking about for the past hour. We got to hear most of the lecture all over again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29618) - you deserved it (2234)

On 03/08/2013 at 12:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, after house-sitting for a week, I came home to find the house in which I rent a basement suite has all but burned to the ground. My landlord didn't even bother to tell me about the fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32548) - you deserved it (1951)

On 03/06/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by evilsandwich (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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