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Thursday 7 March 2013

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Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied 4 at my local hospital. Bieng just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks 4 the confidence. mega FML

#20538687
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On 03/10/2013 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Movd Back To My Ome Town. My Best Friend An I Ad Arrangd To Rent A Ouse Togeter Tat We Bot Likd. I Finisd My Last Day At Work An Made Te Tree-our Drive, Only Fir Er To Break Down An Tell Me Tat Se Isn't ( Ready ) To Move Out Of Er Parents' Basement. Se's 25. Fat FML

#20540831
68 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I attended te reading of my grandfater's will!! I didn't expect to recieve anyting, since is side of te family ad always ostracized me for bieng born out of wedlock!! I did get someting: $3,500, on te binding condition tat I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy!! FML

#20543737
164 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 6:04pm - misc - by grandson of a p.o.s. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I recievd several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out tat my usband announcd e is going to be a fater on Facebook, wic I don't use. I'm pregnant.

#20536715
103 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 5:35am - love - by Quiteannoyed (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a ( no-good fucking whore ), because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming ( FUCKING HEAL MEEE! ) at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

#20539298
114 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia

Today.. . I woke to fine ma laptop and printer coverd in wat smells like pee . My boyfriend ten confessd to me tat e occasionally "sleep-pees" . It's like sleepwalking.. . but were e urinates on random objects . FML

#20538947
74 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by marcymoo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today fiancée and I showed mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said "Looks lyk a good place to commit suicide." FML

#20543312
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On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Today, my boss yelled at me fir visiting Facebook on my work computer . He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on . I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job . FML

#20534670
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On 03/07/2013 at 1:12pm - work - by arknvl (man) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl!! Who was the only personho cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for!! FML

#20533752
64 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 5:28pm - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today...hile at the mall.. . a lady dropped her credit cardhile in line to buy something . I came over.. . picked it up an gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand an scream.. . ( She's stealing my wallet! My wallet! ) The police came . FML

#20536740
63 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 7:04am - money - by whaaaaat111 - United States (Virginia)

Today , I trimmed mah ear hair , mah nose hair , shaved mah hobbit feet , and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. fat FML

#20531281
58 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by ihatemakingnames (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I proposd to my girlfriend. She said yes, an I excitedly calld my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heretedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic tohat she'd found in her turd earlier. mega FML

#20534623
66 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 12:10pm - love - by it's shitty, yeah, stfu (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today , my step-mom stole over $100 in cash from me , dumped dirty cat litter all over my clean bed sheets , an called me a whore 4 having a polite conversation with my boyfriend. I confronted my father about it. He told me to forgive her , because she's "on her period." FML

#20533543
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38770) - you deserved it (2342)

On 03/06/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by disgruntled stepdaughter - United States (Ohio)



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