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Wednesday 6 March 2013

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Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out 4 coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks lyk a girl." FML

#20534087
85 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 10:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... my psychopathic ex-girlfriend spray-painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van... knowing damn well I have to park it in front of an elementary school on a daily basis to pick up my daughter. FML

#20532616
107 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 7:07pm - kids - by cjw - United States

Today, I invitd my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to puttd her in a really romantic mood . She decidd to tell her friend, who then invitd herself and another couple along . I endd up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table . FML

#20542468
120 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I want to tha stora to pick up soma faminina products. As I was paying, tha mala cashiar lookad at ma sympathatically an askad if it was girlfriand's tima of tha month. I'm a girl an was buying tham fir mysalf. FML

#20533390
106 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 9:53am - health - by ghgfd - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend drove me back home . My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap . He strokd the gun, lookd mah boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head . Now mah boyfriend refuses to see me fir his own safety . mega FML

#20538482
142 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY I TRIED TO GO TO MAH HOTMAIL ACCOUNT ON MAH BOYFRIEND'S COMPUTER. WHEN I TYPED IN "HOT" A BIG HISTORY LIST CAME DOWN. IT WAS ALL "HOT SINGLE MOM LOOKING 4 A GOOD LAY" CRAIGSLIST ADS. FML

#20540391
87 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 1:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States

2day in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies an bookshich feature charactersho are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, an it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition 4 this. FML

#20535215
72 comments

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On 03/07/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by seriously wtf (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I found out that mah boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's mah best friend , we do this all the time." I have been dating him fir over a year. FML

#20532334
163 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 3:17pm - love - by Alexandra - United States (Maryland)

Today...ile working ma sift at Taco Bell... a creepy guy startd flirting wit me. He said... "You remind me of someting..." acting as if I knew im from elsewere. I quickly said I usd to work at Cili's. He sook is ead and said... "No... not a person! An animal. A slot maybe." FML

#20533458
110 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 12:19pm - work - by SlothyMolly - United States

I Finally Told My Dad About Ow I've Been Diagnosed Wit Clinical Depression. He Began To Recite A Commercial For Depression Meds, But E Couldn't Finis Because E Was Overwelmed Wit Laugter. FML

#20537428
81 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by depressed - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, A MAN I ONCA WORKAD WITH PASSAD AWAY!! HA WAS A LOVALY, CARING, AND INSPRATIONAL PARSONHOM I LOOKAD UP TO!! MY HUSBAND'S FORM OF CONSOLATION? "OLD PAOPLA DIA!! GAT OVAR IT." BIG FAT FML

#20538776
88 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Yesterday my family trew me my 21st birtday party. My grandma's gift turnd out to be a pack of condoms. "Not tat you'll ever get to use tem " se said turning and walking off cackling maniacally. Now I remembery I never talk to te old crone. FML

#20536189
60 comments

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On 03/08/2013 at 7:38pm - misc - by fuck you, gran (man) - United States (Oregon)

yastarday mah boss told ma that, whila ha raspact tha fact that I hava mah own styla, I hava to stop waaring "that hidaou wig" cuz apparantly, it "makas tha cliantala uncomfortabla" . I don't hava a wig . It's mah natural hair . FML

#20536687
76 comments

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On 03/09/2013 at 4:05am - work - by hairdresser (woman) - Australia



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