Wednesday 6 March 2013 
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Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML
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On 03/12/2013 at 12:43pm - misc - by ShadowBox (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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On 03/13/2013 at 5:06pm - misc - by bruised - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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On 03/12/2013 at 9:22am - intimacy - by kenleybunch - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I told my mom about the rough time I'm having over my recent break-up, and how I can't help thinking about my ex every single day. Her attempt to console me involved saying, "Pft. I bet he doesn't think about you every day" and walking away. Thanks. FML
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On 03/12/2013 at 2:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my 4-year-old daughter couldn't sleep, crying that her teddy bear wants to eat her. My husband thought it would be funny to put the bear right in front of her face while she slept. She's now terrified to sleep anywhere but in our bed. FML
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On 03/11/2013 at 7:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland
Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
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On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States
Today, my husband was arrested for having sex in public. FML
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On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
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On 03/05/2013 at 12:08am - misc - by goodgrief (woman) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I had to help my little sister do a first-grade project for school. For one part, they have to draw a picture of their role model. She drew a whale, and I asked, "A whale is your role model?" She laughed and said, "No! It's you!" FML
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On 03/05/2013 at 3:19pm - kids - by peace out - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I received an email from my friend in South Africa, with whom I'll soon be staying for 2 months. She was telling me that she had bought me a few things so I would be prepared for my stay. What did she buy me? A taser and some pepper-spray. FML
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On 03/09/2013 at 7:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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On 03/08/2013 at 4:22pm - love - by Kiki (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML
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On 03/13/2013 at 10:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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