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Thursday 28 February 2013

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Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML

#20535134
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30158) - you deserved it (1244)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:55pm - kids - by Maxie - United States (Ohio)

Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML

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On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after house-sitting for a week, I came home to find the house in which I rent a basement suite has all but burned to the ground. My landlord didn't even bother to tell me about the fire. FML

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73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24875) - you deserved it (1196)

On 03/06/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by evilsandwich (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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