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Thursday 28 February 2013

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YESTERDAY MA MOM TRIED TO CONVINCE MA DAD TAT I WAS A LESBIAN. WY? BECAUSE SE WAS BORED. FML

#20521518
86 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO FINE THAT MAH PARENT HAD REPLACD MAH REGULAR ALARM CLOCK WITH A WALKING ONE THAT REQUIRE YOU TO GET UP AND FINE IT . THE ALARM WAS SET TO 5:00AM,HICH WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF IT WASN'T THE WEEKEND . FML

#20530545
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On 03/04/2013 at 3:02am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it an hit me. As I recovered an was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

#20527903
61 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Doors Hate Me - United States

Today, my roommate told me that she wants to get some of those ( My Family ) stickers 4 her car. She's single and has no children. What does she want to get? One 4 her, and one 4 her goldfish. Sadly, this is probably one of the most intelligent things she's said all week. FML

#20528651
49 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by dumbass for a flatmate - Australia (New South Wales)

Today..!! at mah mother's funeral..!! as everyone was around her casket for the viewing..!! mah 5-year-old son in cluelessness of what was going on shouted..!! "Grandma is more fun when she isn't sleeping." Everyone cried!! FML

#20521929
146 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 6:00pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , AFTER SCOURING MAH APARTMENT FOR QUARTERS TO DO LAUNDRY , I FOUND THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF CHANGE. THE CHANGE GOT JAMMED IN THE WASHING MACHINE. I NOW HAVE NO MORE QUARTERS , AN MAH CLOTHES ARE CAKED WITH SOAP FROM WASHING THEM IN THE SINK. FML

#20524387
58 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I cummed home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on mah desk with a note from mah roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact both of mah roommates are aware of. FML

#20521168
118 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 12:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

I fell down a flight of stair at college . I was taken to hospital with a fracturd ankle and had to call my parent to drive me home . They constantly made passive-aggressive remark on the way home, because I'd "totally ruind" their plans to eat out at a fancy restaurant tonight . real FML

#20525940
70 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 5:33pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Ards)

Today, to avoid a massive delay on our scheduld flight at the airport, we were generously movd to an earlier flight home . An hour later, our new flight had been cancelld and they told us we'd be stuck at the airport overnight . Our original flight took off fine . FML

#20527906
48 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 9:14am - misc - by melyeah - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday I told my mom tat I eard someting, an I tink we ave rats in te attic an sould ire an exterminator. Se looked at me an said, ( Rats, u? Tat's wat te mom in Te Exorcist tougt, but it turned out to be te devil living up tere. ) big fat FML

#20528775
69 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Today, girlfriend broke up with me cuz she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange . This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months . mega FML

#20521313
107 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 3:33am - love - by vat (man) - Hong Kong

TODAY, I TOOK A WEEK OFF WORK BECAUSE MAH FATHER PASSD AWAY. I WAS AT THE FUNERAL HOME MAKING ARRANGEMENTSHEN I OVERHERED THE OWNERS COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW THEIR INSURANCE AGENT HAD LEFT THEM TO FEND 4 THEMSELVES. I'M THEIR INSURANCE AGENT. FML

#20531557
49 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 10:38pm - work - by KathleenSchuler - United States

Today.. . my boss an I had to coma up with a coda to call if a parson acts inappropriataly towards ma bacausa I "attract too many wardos." FML

#20529995
55 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 8:17pm - work - by smokeysarah94 - Canada (Ontario)



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