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Wednesday 27 February 2013

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Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34092) - you deserved it (2258)

On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after house-sitting for a week, I came home to find the house in which I rent a basement suite has all but burned to the ground. My landlord didn't even bother to tell me about the fire. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32826) - you deserved it (1968)

On 03/06/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by evilsandwich (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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