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Tuesday 26 February 2013

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Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34749) - you deserved it (2451)

On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML


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On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML


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On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)

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