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Tuesday 26 February 2013

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Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason, screaming that she would pee on everything I love. Considering our history, I'm going to start checking my things for urine. FML

#20522100
81 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 7:44pm - misc - by sniperkit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss gave me the task of firing a recently-hired coworker next Friday. This guy spends most of his off-hours working out, probably abusing the fuck out of steroids, and to whom prison is like a bed-and-breakfast. I fear for my life by this point. FML

#20526945
58 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by cthulhu help me (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML

#20531281
56 comments

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On 03/04/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by ihatemakingnames (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

#20525412
72 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States

Today, my car got rear ended by a driver with an "I brake for squirrels" bumper sticker. FML

#20532525
72 comments

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On 03/05/2013 at 6:00pm - misc - by MoonBunny - United States (Florida)

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

#20521678
59 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my neighbour's puppy has developed separation anxiety. Every time my neighbour leaves for work, the puppy constantly whines and barks until he gets home. He works night shifts. FML

#20532315
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24913) - you deserved it (1225)

On 03/05/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by sotired - Australia (New South Wales)



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