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Tuesday 26 February 2013

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TODAY... MY FIANCÉ IS RETURNING OME... SO I DECIDED TO WAX MYSELF... TINKING TINGS WOULD GET INTIMATE. I WARMED TE WAX STRIPS AN SET TEM ON TE COUNTER. OUR CAT JUMPED ONTO TE COUNTER AN MANAGED TO ROLL ONTO ONE OF TE STRIPS. SUFFICE TO SAY... TE WRONG PUSSY GOT A PAINFUL WAXING. FML

#20521590
98 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, looool I was trying to be sexy and cange in front of ma boyfriend. As I was canging, e started to talk to me about ow we sould bot try and lose wiegt. FML

#20523139
109 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, mah 20-year-old daughter staggered into mah room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancake for her . FML

#20524572
164 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Ugh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I realized tat te only positive accomplisment ma boyfriend as made in te last 3 yeres is tat e started wereing deodorant. FML

#20525032
68 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 10:28pm - love - by butterflyzag20 - United States

Today... while on a crowdd public bus... a cute grl askd if she could sit next to me. Problem is... I didn't hear correctly and thought she askd if anyone was sitting next to me. I answerd no... causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgustd stares from other passengers. mega FML

#20530703
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On 03/04/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, ma boyfriend of tree years told me e was tinking about us taking a break. After an our of crying and im saying it would be okay, I accepted it. Wen I asked wen te break would start, e replied, "Wat are u talking about? I only said I'd tougt about it" and ten lauged. FML

#20521204
103 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 1:10am - love - by Gullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bd with a hand down her pants , totally zond out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. mega FML

#20529387
211 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas cummed out. FML

Today, my wife packed my lunc . Inside of my luncbox was a poto of er eating my sandwices . FML

#20526564
139 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

#20526426
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25634) - you deserved it (6781) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/28/2013 at 8:55pm - health - by JimiHendrix (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today , while at the nail salon , mah boyfriend called. Since I was getting mah nails done , I had to put him on speaker. The whole salon heard him break up with me. I can still hear thier snickering in mah head. FML

#20521938
80 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 6:04pm - love - by HeatherRosure18 - United States (Illinois)

TODAY I FOUND OUT MAH GIRLFRIEND CAN DO HEATH LEDGER'S ( JOKER ) VOICE PERFECTLY. I'M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE SCARED OR IMPRESSED. FML

#20529319
122 comments

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On 03/03/2013 at 11:05am - love - by nerdgirlmickey (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfis 4 "coosing" to start my period on is day off from work. FML

#20531170
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52853) - you deserved it (6249)

On 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by Thankshun (woman) - United States



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