Thursday 21 February 2013 
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Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 7:27pm - misc - by segal1010 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I discovered that when you suddenly get channels that you didn't have before, it doesn't mean there was a glitch and you're getting free TV, it just means that your son called the cable company and had your plan changed so you get every conceivable channel at a hugely increased price. FML
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On 02/20/2013 at 5:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I went to use the restroom. I looked down at the toilet, and saw blood smeared all over the seat, as well as several dirty tampons in the floor. I confronted my girlfriend about the mess, only for her to reply with, "Well, what'd you expect? You live with a woman now." FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 1:29am - health - by GrossedOut (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was pushing my wheelchair-bound grandpa back home, when a pretty girl walked past us in the opposite direction. He made me stop and turn him around, just so he could ogle her ass as she walked away. FML
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On 02/22/2013 at 9:27pm - misc - by hé merde - Sent from mobile version
Today, I finally made a Facebook account after being home-schooled my entire life. I friended people that I know and their friends, and subsequently sparked a debate on whether or not I exist. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by thepokemonkid - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML
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On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)
Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML
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On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States
Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by guyssuck (woman) - Canada (Northwest Territories)
Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 2:00pm - misc - by Neversleepingthereagain (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 3:21am - health - by Brook (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
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On 02/25/2013 at 11:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML
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On 02/23/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
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