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Thursday 21 February 2013

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Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34480) - you deserved it (2209)

On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, two days before I'm due to fly out to Russia on my first vacation, I caught my extremely over-protective mother trying to force the family dog to eat my passport. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31143) - you deserved it (1961)

On 02/23/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Aluksnes)



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