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Tuesday 19 February 2013

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Today, a colleague gave me an expensive box of chocolates for my birthday. I was surprised she spent so much on me, but didn't think much of it. Only when I got back home and excitedly opened the box did I realise the chocolates had expired months ago. FML

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML


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On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, two days before I'm due to fly out to Russia on my first vacation, I caught my extremely over-protective mother trying to force the family dog to eat my passport. FML


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On 02/23/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Aluksnes)

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