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Thursday 14 February 2013

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Today, I finished my shift at the nursing home. There was too much snow on the roads, so most of us had to stay overnight. Not only did I not get to go home, I also got stuck sleeping in the same bed that a resident had died in the night before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25712) - you deserved it (1322)

On 02/13/2013 at 12:20pm - work - by death bed (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (261)

On 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by DontGetSlapped - United States (Arkansas)



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