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Today, I watchd The Passion of the Christ with mah grlfriend . She kept scoffing at what she calld the "historical inaccuracies", an actually trid to convince me that Hitler killd Jesus . When I correctd her, she lookd at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane . FML
YESTERDAY, I CASUALLY MENTIOND TO MAH DAD THAT IT WAS THE CHINESE NEW YEAR YESTERDAY. HE ACCUSD ME OF INSULTING HIS INTELLIGENCE BY ( MAKING STUPID SHIT UP. ) I EXPLAIND THAT IT'S REAL, AND THAT WE JUST USE THE GREGORIAN CALENDAR, HENCE THE DIFFERENT DATES. HE RESPONDD BY GROUNDING ME. FML
Today, te attractive guy I barely speak looool to in my statistics class gave me a rose 4 Valentine's Day because e rememberd tey were my favorite. My usband got me a roll of quarters and told me to go buy myself "someting pretty." FML
Today, my dog ate a whole case of my son's paintballs, because apparently they r made of a fish bi-product!! Not only does the whole house smell like fish, there r countless bright yellow dog turds all over the house and our yard!! FML
Today... my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started sereching for the problem... I couldn't fine it. Luckily I was able to fine a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight yeres. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015