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Thursday 7 February 2013

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Today, the guy I lyk an his friend cummed home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door an my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments 4 her to realise we were there. FML

#20504733
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On 02/13/2013 at 6:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (North Ayrshire)

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively sereching the place for god knows wat kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure there not poisoned. FML

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On 02/10/2013 at 6:13pm - misc - by obsequiousfannyflapper (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

today at a mixed-family game of rugby my dad resorted to calling me a ( goddamned accident ) and eventually body-slamming me just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML

#20498727
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On 02/08/2013 at 8:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, I WAS REHEARSING 4 A SCHOOL PLAY. MY DRAMA TEACHER KEEPS CRITICISING THE PART WHERE I FAKE-TRIP, SAYING I MAKE IT LOOK TERRIBLY FAKE. DURING TODAY'S REHEARSAL, I ACTUALLY TRIPPED 4 REAL, AND SMASHED KNEECAPS AGAINST THE FLOOR WITH A SCREAM. HE STILL SAID "ACTING" SUCKED. FML

#20498655
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On 02/08/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

#20496769
108 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 4:51am - misc - by fviz (woman) - United States

Today , Working As A Waitress , I Was Asked By A Customer , Yet Again , How Mah Babby Was Doing. I Don't Have A Baby , But I Do Look Very Similar To Mah 25-year-old Coworker , Who's A New Mom. People Confuse Us All The Time. Unfortunately , Mah Crush , Who Was Standing Nearby , Doesn't Know That. FML

#20504501
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On 02/13/2013 at 12:12am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today hila waiting 4 mah ordar at a rastaurant a woman walkad up to ma and slappad ma!! Sha lookad at ma 4 a momant and said "Sorry I thought you wara somaona alsa." Tan minutas latar tha sama woman cummad back and slappad ma again!! big fat FML

#20502782
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On 02/11/2013 at 8:42pm - misc - by Target - United States

Today, ma furnaca broka down, almost a mont aftar its twanty yaar warranty axprd. It would ava baan raplacd for fraa. Now I'm going to ava to taka out a loan to afford ta $4,000 raplacamant. fat FML

#20500397
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On 02/10/2013 at 12:03am - misc - by chillyinside - Canada

2day I Found A Cup Full Of Urine In The Bathtub. No One In My Family Knows Where It Came From. This Is The Second Time It's Happend. Mega FML

#20498051
108 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Taday I finishd booking the non-refundable cruise fir mah wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that mah mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she calld back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML

#20494492
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On 02/05/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by vacationless - United States (West Virginia)

Today, really desperate to get a job, I filld out an application fir a dishwashing job!! My application got tossd out, because I'm not an economics major lyk the other guy applying fir the same job!! FML

#20500922
78 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

today I had to drive to mah workplace in blizzard conditions. Now that mah 12 hour shift is over I can't get out of the building looool as the snow has blown into large drifts in front of the doors. I have to stay overnight until mah next 12 hour shift.

TODAY AFTER THREE AND A HALF YEARS OF WORKING DEAD-END JOBS WITH A BACHELOR'S DEGREE I GOT A CALL FROM A POTENTIAL EMPLOYER IN MY DEGREE FIELD WHO WANTED TO SET UP AN INTERVIEW. THE PROBLEM: THE INTERVIEW IS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND I'M TOO BROKE TO PAY THE TRAVEL EXPENSES. FML

#20498605
84 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 7:19pm - work - by goingnowherefast (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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