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Taday I finishd booking the non-refundable cruise fir mah wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that mah mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she calld back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML
Today, really desperate to get a job, I filld out an application fir a dishwashing job!! My application got tossd out, because I'm not an economics major lyk the other guy applying fir the same job!! FML
today I had to drive to mah workplace in blizzard conditions. Now that mah 12 hour shift is over I can't get out of the building looool as the snow has blown into large drifts in front of the doors. I have to stay overnight until mah next 12 hour shift.
TODAY AFTER THREE AND A HALF YEARS OF WORKING DEAD-END JOBS WITH A BACHELOR'S DEGREE I GOT A CALL FROM A POTENTIAL EMPLOYER IN MY DEGREE FIELD WHO WANTED TO SET UP AN INTERVIEW. THE PROBLEM: THE INTERVIEW IS ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND I'M TOO BROKE TO PAY THE TRAVEL EXPENSES. FML
Today after three weeks of holding out my stingy boss finally calld animal control about the brds in the air vent above the register!! While I was working they rummagd through the vents causing live maggot to fall down right in front of me!! FML
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to "stop sticking yur butt out". My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
Today mah downstairs neighbours screamd at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up an made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to mah bathroom an again on mah way back to bd. They've sworn to get me evictd. big fat FML
TODAY, I CUMMED HOME FROM A TWO-WEEK VACATION. WHEN I WALKED INTO MY HOUSE, I FOUND CAT POOP EVERYWHERE. IT TOOK ME SEVERAL HOURS TO CLEAN IT ALL UP, AND THE HOUSE STILL SMELLS TERRIBLE. THE WORST PART IS THAT I'VE NEVER OWNED A CAT IN MY LIFE. REAL FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door 4 unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there 4 well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Friday 27 March 2015