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Tuesday 5 February 2013

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Today, really desperate to get a job, I filled out an application for a dishwashing job. My application got tossed out, because I'm not an economics major like the other guy applying for the same job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (1442)

On 02/10/2013 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28435) - you deserved it (1385)

On 02/06/2013 at 3:04am - love - by MyLife (woman) -



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