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Tuesday 5 February 2013

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Today, the office coffee machine was relocated next to my desk. My co-worker insists on making several cups of the stuff per day, but instead of drinking it, he stands next to me, audibly swishes it through his teeth, gargles, and drools it back into the cup. I retch every single time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21418) - you deserved it (1138)

On 02/09/2013 at 12:21pm - misc - by UuuuUUUUhhgghghghGHh (woman) - Kenya

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23733) - you deserved it (1056)

On 02/10/2013 at 1:08am - money - by fireenginemad - United States (Washington)



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