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Friday 1 February 2013

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Today, I ave been waiting 4 a call from a job I applid for . I soon got a text from ma current boss, wo doesn't know I'm job unting, letting me know tat te recruiter was trying to reac me . Turns out ma number on ma resumé was wrong . mega FML

#20483477
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On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was Driving Around With A Faw Friands Whan Ona Of Tham Suggastad Wa Go In To An Insuranca Company's Offica An Sing Thara Jingla!! I'm An Awful Singar, So I Was Planning On Lip Syncing!! Evaryona Alsa Had Tha Sama Idaa!!

#20487138
95 comments

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On 01/31/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist . He broke a whole stack of plates overflowed the bathtub let the dog loose and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down . My son is 17 . FML

#20495428
230 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 6:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend askd me if she looool lookd fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two second away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively trid to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really ned to get a life. FML

#20491836
100 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

yesterday I finally found the courage to ask a guy I lyk out fir a drink. He accepted, we drank, an when it cummed time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him dad's number instead. FML

#20489080
63 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by 3some? uh, no (woman) - Dominican Republic

Today, I bougt a fis!! I puttd te tank on top of te fridge so ma cat wouldn't get at it!! I'd forgotten to buy some tings 4 its tank, so I quickly ran out to get tem!! Wen I got ome, I saw te tank destroyd on te floor, an ma cat devouring ma fis!! I ad te fis 4 less tan an our!! FML

#20497647
132 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 10:58pm - animals - by fish killer - Canada

2day my boyfriend an I celebrated our anniversary!! I had cooked him a romantic meal an we were planning on eating it in front of the fire!! This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney!! My entire basement filled with smoke an didn't clear fir three hours!! mega FML

#20487007
60 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 11:02pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I lerened that I look amazing in a little black dress!! Now I have to figure out wat I'm going to tell my wife!! FML

Today..!! I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them!! I played 4 four hours straight..!! only to be interrupted by a phone call!! I didn't answer cuz my sock puppets were ( on a date ) and I didn't want to stop playing!! FML

#20489987
127 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 7:08am - misc - by ineedalife (woman) - Australia

Today... My Manager Asked Me 4 Te Password To My Internet So Se Could Skype Family Since Se Can't Pay Er Bill. Tis Is Te Same Woman Wo Just A Week Ago Tried To Evict Me Cuz My Rent Was An Our Late. Trying To Be Te Bigger Person... I Gave Er Te Password. Se Canged My Password. FML

#20496640
123 comments

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On 02/07/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, after having lost mah phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have mah phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found mah original phone. FML

#20491153
87 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 2:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , after months of lacking intimacy in our relationship , girlfriend decided to spice things up by covering her naked body withhipped cream. Except , we didn't have any in the fridge , so instead I had to politely lick shaving cream off of herhile fighting the urge to vomit. FML

#20482358
184 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 12:03am - intimacy - by yourmainman (man) - Canada

Today, I hred out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to mah mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the thrd time. FML

#20492687
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30860) - you deserved it (13850)

On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)



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