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Wednesday 30 January 2013

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Today, I woke up to a voice-mail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24031) - you deserved it (1115)

On 02/03/2013 at 11:22am - work - by TheBaconater - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to have major oral surgery. Needless to say I am in need of some heavy pain medication. My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never called in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise. This has been going back and forth for hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21741) - you deserved it (1107)

On 01/28/2013 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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