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Tuesday 29 January 2013

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Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28624) - you deserved it (1945)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24646) - you deserved it (1930)

On 02/01/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by kylie18xx21 (woman) - United States



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