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Saturday 26 January 2013

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Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27826) - you deserved it (1937)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:47pm - health - by shitday - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24537) - you deserved it (1923)

On 02/01/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by kylie18xx21 (woman) - United States

Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27992) - you deserved it (1902)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to have major oral surgery. Needless to say I am in need of some heavy pain medication. My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never called in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise. This has been going back and forth for hours. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27883) - you deserved it (1870)

On 01/28/2013 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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