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Saturday 26 January 2013

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Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30872) - you deserved it (2129)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30388) - you deserved it (2100)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29467) - you deserved it (2074)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:47pm - health - by shitday - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had to have major oral surgery. Needless to say I am in need of some heavy pain medication. My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never called in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise. This has been going back and forth for hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30109) - you deserved it (2020)

On 01/28/2013 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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