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Wednesday 23 January 2013

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Today , my fiancé's mother cummed up to me an told me she loves that I stuck with my soon-to-be husband despite his history an condition . I have no ideahat she's talking about , an she refuses to tell me . FML

#20485066
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On 01/29/2013 at 5:46pm - love - by Aspireworks - United States

Today , I Saw A Ladyho Had Fainted. I Ran Over To Help , Only To Find Out That She Was Unstable An Had A Knife In Her Hand. She Was Pointing It At Me , An Growled Threateningly Every Time I Tried To Move Away. It Took The Cops An Hour To Defuse The Situation. FML

#20484368
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On 01/29/2013 at 4:48am - misc - by thegirlofthedad (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

2day the police arrivd at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boyho lookd about 15 huggd me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 yeres old and had never seen this boy looool in my life. mega FML

#20473479
105 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mother "checkd in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal phone and dumb enough to get it confiscatd. FML

#20485491
67 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MONTHS INTO SUPPORTING MY MUM WITH HER PART TIME CLEANING JOB BY COOKING DINNER FIR MY LARGE FAMILY AFTER UNIVERSITY, I FOUND OUT THAT SHE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE A JOB, SHE JUST LEAVES THE HOUSE FIR A FEW HOURS BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT TO COOK DINNER. FML

#20470602
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On 01/21/2013 at 1:03am - work - by CollegeChef (woman) - Australia

Today , I got my retainer fitted. It stimulates my gag reflex so badly that I gag every time I try so say anything with a 'P' in it. My orthodontist laughed an suggested I get a thesaurus. FML

#20485855
95 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 2:52am - health - by Miss Blairgowrie (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it's been two days since upstars nieghbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments!! I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella!! FML

#20471583
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28747) - you deserved it (2321) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/21/2013 at 3:24pm - misc - by normal - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, My Mom Barged Into My Room At Three In The Morning, Demanding To Know Where I'd Been. I'd Been In My Room Sleeping Since Ten O'clock. In That Time She Had Called The Police, All Of My Friends, And My Ex-boyfriend, Asking If I Was With Them. FML

#20479024
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On 01/26/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, mah daughter trid to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was cuz a hot coal somehow workd its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. real FML

#20478067
46 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I discovarad tat ma downstairs naigbor is running a businass out of ar apartmant. Or I sould say, ar looool pimp is. FML

#20473717
101 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, at mah cousin's birthday party, mah grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that looool tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. real FML

#20481357
97 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today..!! I Was On A Ladder At Work..!! Fetching Some Stock From One Of The Storage Shelves!! Some Teenage Kid Thought It Would Be Fucking Hilarious To Grab The Ladder And Violently Shake It!! He Hadn't Bet On Me Bieng Startld Enough To Fall Off And Fracture Mah Elbow On The Floor!! FML

#20481589
121 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 4:59pm - health - by fucking teen cunts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I spent most of mah daughter's 8th brthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was putted in a cast. Apparently mah son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on there 8th brthday before encouraging her to fine out by jumping off the slippery slide. mega FML

#20486554
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24402) - you deserved it (2083)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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