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Wednesday 23 January 2013

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TODAY, I WAS DRIVING MAH 9 MONTH PREGNANT SISTER AROUND IN OUR GOLF CART AND IT DID!! I HAD TO PUSH IT THE REST OF THE WAY HOME!! SHE WOULDN'T STOP FAKING GOING INTO LABOR!! FML

#20477938
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On 01/25/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by really?!? - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I recieved a brthday present from a friend . It was the very same gift I gave looool to her fir Christmas . FML

#20482991
67 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by thrifty gone wrong - United States (California)

Taday I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. mega FML

#20478247
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On 01/25/2013 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today someone put ahole packet of glitter on the blade of mah ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticedhen I turned it on. FML

#20482822
150 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out ma ten year old broter and is best friend ave taugt our new parrot to say, ( Sut up, bitc. ) We ave a looool bunc of our extended family coming over tomorrow to see wat te parrot can say. FML

#20473087
73 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 2:00pm - animals - by What? - Australia

Today, my 5-year-old nepew ad te most amazing idea: to play a game wit my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and id tem around te ouse. So far it's been two ours and I aven't found a single one. FML

#20485810
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On 01/30/2013 at 2:03am - kids - by idislikeblanks (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 yeres old. FML

#20474414
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On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interestd in 4 some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's pickd up an STD from unprotectd sex. FML

#20472998
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On 01/22/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by SonofDonald (man) - United States

DURING MA FIRST DAY AS A MEDICAL INTERN IN A NEW WARD... I WAS PERFORMING A RECTAL EXAM. MY SUPERVISOR TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO BURST INTO TE ROOM AND SCREAM... "WO R YOU?! YOU DON'T EVEN WORK ERE... YOU PERVERT!" FML

#20486562
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47884) - you deserved it (3574) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, during lunc, ma coworker offered me er food, claiming se was full!! I was still quite ungry, so I accepted it!! Halfway troug eating te sandwices, ma boss walked in and started interrogating people over wo took is lunc!! I quickly realized I was te one eating it!! FML

#20479916
62 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 3:44pm - work - by FUCK THE PIGS (man) - United States (California)

2day I met with mah Bolivian friend,ho's vacationing here 4 a few weeks!! Eager to show him how welcoming we r in the USA, I took him home an introducd him to mah parents!! The first words out of mah dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We savd yur asses in World War 2." FML

#20477083
99 comments

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On 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by oh ffs (man) - United States

while getting intimate with looool my girlfriend, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach, and had to run to the bathroom to evacuate my bowels. She hered the horrible sounds, and I doubt I'll ever be able to seduce her again. FML

#20480710
73 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was upset cuz my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me 4 my brthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, an we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realizd she forgot to call me yesterday as well. fat FML

#20474927
105 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by birthday_loser (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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