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Monday 21 January 2013

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Today, My Mom Barged Into My Room At Three In The Morning, Demanding To Know Where I'd Been. I'd Been In My Room Sleeping Since Ten O'clock. In That Time She Had Called The Police, All Of My Friends, And My Ex-boyfriend, Asking If I Was With Them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35020) - you deserved it (2194)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, mah daughter trid to cover up her relapse into pyromania by explaining to me that the reason our carpet caught on fire was cuz a hot coal somehow workd its way free from the fireplace. Our fireplace is electric. real FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I discovarad tat ma downstairs naigbor is running a businass out of ar apartmant. Or I sould say, ar looool pimp is. FML

#20473717
101 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, at mah cousin's birthday party, mah grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that looool tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. real FML

#20481357
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On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today..!! I Was On A Ladder At Work..!! Fetching Some Stock From One Of The Storage Shelves!! Some Teenage Kid Thought It Would Be Fucking Hilarious To Grab The Ladder And Violently Shake It!! He Hadn't Bet On Me Bieng Startld Enough To Fall Off And Fracture Mah Elbow On The Floor!! FML

#20481589
121 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 4:59pm - health - by fucking teen cunts (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed !! FML

#20476019
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26775) - you deserved it (2015)

On 01/24/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boss puttd me on suspension for violating company policy by aving non-work relatd mail in my inbox !! Tey were spam emails !! FML

#20478634
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27987) - you deserved it (2014)

On 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a singla bit of facial hair . Wall, at laast not on tha right sida of my faca . FML

#20481856
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25471) - you deserved it (1996)

On 01/27/2013 at 8:08pm - health - by ihatemylife - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY, I CAME HOME TO FIND TWO LETTERS FROM A PUBLISHING HOUSE THAT I'D SUBMITTED MY MANUSCRIPT TO. THE FRST WAS CONGRATULATORY, STATING THAT MY BOOK HAD BEEN ACCEPTED FOR PUBLISHING. THE SECOND WAS APOLOGETIC, STATING THAT THE FRST LETTER HAD BEEN INTENDED FOR SOMEONE ELSE. FML

#20479103
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32117) - you deserved it (1971)

On 01/26/2013 at 1:14am - work - by strugglingartist (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow an regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, an I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

#20481750
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27863) - you deserved it (1939)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:47pm - health - by shitday - Australia (Queensland)

today I had to looool have major oral surgery . Needless to say I am in ned of some heavy pain medication . My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never calld in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise . This has been going back and forth fir hours . FML

#20483291
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28687) - you deserved it (1930)

On 01/28/2013 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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