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Saturday 19 January 2013

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Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 8:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by itsjustwill - United States (Washington)



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