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Friday 18 January 2013

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Today, my parents have kept their bet going about not turning the heat on all season. I woke up this morning to it being the same temperature inside as it was outside. It's snowing out there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29097) - you deserved it (1982)

On 01/20/2013 at 10:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31974) - you deserved it (1873)

On 01/16/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by itsjustwill - United States (Washington)



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