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Today, mah school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML
TODAY, I WAS DISCUSSING WITH MAH HUSBAND HOW IT WAS TIME I STOPPED TAKING BRTH CONTROL SO WE COULD HAVE A BABY!! HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID SINCERELY, "WE'RE A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE HAVING KIDS, DON'T YOU THINK?"!! HE'S 35 AND I'M 32!! FML
Today, after working the midnight shift at job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML
Today , I realisd in the middle of mah shift how useless mah deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through mah country. It's no longer effective against mah awful B.O.,hich is a problem because I'm a mascot , an mah costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015