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Wednesday 16 January 2013

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Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything!! Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors!! I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book!! FML

#20475517
138 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah husband sent me a text before heading home from work. All it said was, ( Ned a fuck. Backd up to hell. You're about to shower face first in a fire hydrant. ) Love u too, hun.

#20466497
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On 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend's mom bought us matching purity rings. FML

#20470370
120 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 10:55pm - love - by airrinw_33 - United States (Mississippi)

Today, mah currant boyfriand an mah ax-boyfriand got into a fight abouthan mah brthday is!! Thay wara both wrong!! FML

#20464240
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On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

Today, mah school's theatre decided to produce Les Misérables. I got the part of Éponine. My boyfriend, being a talented performer, could have gotten any part he wanted. However, he only wanted to play the soldier responsible for killing Éponine. FML

#20474800
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On 01/23/2013 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday , I caught mah 4 year old son yet again trying to drink out of the toilet. FML

#20472782
95 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:39am - kids - by dani0810 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found mah boyfriend's Facebook page . I also found his wife's . FML

#20475642
90 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 9:59pm - love - by ohokay (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS DISCUSSING WITH MAH HUSBAND HOW IT WAS TIME I STOPPED TAKING BRTH CONTROL SO WE COULD HAVE A BABY!! HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID SINCERELY, "WE'RE A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE HAVING KIDS, DON'T YOU THINK?"!! HE'S 35 AND I'M 32!! FML

#20469230
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On 01/20/2013 at 8:13am - love - by StillTooYoung (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after working the midnight shift at job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML

#20460414
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On 01/15/2013 at 7:14am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mother burst into tears and hysterics when she found out my fiancée and I were not "pure" fir our upcoming wedding. I'm 28, she's 27, and we've livd together fir four years. FML

#20472693
99 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 3:09am - love - by deflower (man) - United States (California)

Today , I realisd in the middle of mah shift how useless mah deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through mah country. It's no longer effective against mah awful B.O.,hich is a problem because I'm a mascot , an mah costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. big fat FML

#20469816
101 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

my husband asked me to show him mah boob. I began to pull the side of mah shrt down when he said , ( No , not that one , the big one. ) FML

#20472081
111 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by sarah6786 (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I was talking to grandma an I mentioned te fact tat tomatoes are tecnically fruit!! It's been an our an se's still yelling, accusing me of lying to er!! FML

#20473723
89 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 8:35pm - misc - by I should have kept my mouth shut - United States (California)



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