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Saturday 12 January 2013

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Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24369) - you deserved it (1977)

On 01/07/2013 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31950) - you deserved it (1871)

On 01/16/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by itsjustwill - United States (Washington)



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