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Friday 11 January 2013

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Today, I was the last person in line for going on the bus. Incidentally, I was right behind a guy way taller and wider than me. When he got on the bus, the bus driver immediately shut the door behind him. I was left outside chasing after the bus. FML

#20462065
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I agree, your life sucks (32314) - you deserved it (2131)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24499) - you deserved it (1989)

On 01/07/2013 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, our company's owner's son took over. The first thing he did? Fire me. Why? He said my sales are down. I work in Public Relations. FML

#20463186
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32078) - you deserved it (1875)

On 01/16/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by itsjustwill - United States (Washington)



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