Friday 11 January 2013 
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Today, after months of searching and several emotional breakdowns, I finally found a new job. My wife's words of encouragement? "Try not to fuck this one up." FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 5:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, while reading an erotic story I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by frustrated - United States (Florida)
Today, while giving my girlfriend a back-rub, she moaned and commented, "If only you could fuck this well." FML
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On 01/12/2013 at 12:57pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)
Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML
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On 01/12/2013 at 1:36am - misc - by poohanne - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML
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On 01/14/2013 at 5:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was babysitting, and a little girl asked for help with her homework. I cheerfully began an explanation, only to freeze mid-sentence. I could not for the life of me remember how to do long-division. I'm about to graduate from Cornell University, and her little brother had to correct me. FML
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On 01/14/2013 at 9:52pm - kids - by IvyLeague? - United States (New York)
Today, my 14-year-old son showed me a "bird's egg" he was looking after in his room. It was a dried up dog turd. FML
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On 01/10/2013 at 1:28am - kids - by Facepalmum (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML
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On 01/07/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 12:20am - misc - by datingablonde - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by jakeeey - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML
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On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML
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On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)
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