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Friday 4 January 2013

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Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply for years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. FML

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On 01/05/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Sad nerd (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I learned that my doctor lost all of my immunization records. I can't start law school without them. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25821) - you deserved it (1646)

On 01/04/2013 at 3:51pm - health - by bureaucratic assfuckery (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came home to a flooded apartment and water still pouring from the ceiling. The woman who lives above me is shocked that I would consider her responsible for the damage and doesn't think she should have to pay for it. FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24195) - you deserved it (1548)

On 01/06/2013 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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