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Friday 4 January 2013

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Today, my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them are people he met on porn sites. FML

#20443243
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19274) - you deserved it (1729)

On 01/05/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by tftm - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply for years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. FML

#20443641
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21970) - you deserved it (1491)

On 01/05/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Sad nerd (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I came home to a flooded apartment and water still pouring from the ceiling. The woman who lives above me is shocked that I would consider her responsible for the damage and doesn't think she should have to pay for it. FML

#20444637
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (1482)

On 01/06/2013 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my doctor lost all of my immunization records. I can't start law school without them. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23145) - you deserved it (1465)

On 01/04/2013 at 3:51pm - health - by bureaucratic assfuckery (man) - United States (Maryland)



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