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Friday 4 January 2013

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Today, I saw Les Misérables . I was singing along to one of the songs when looool the guy next to me dumpd his soda over my head and told me to shut up . FML

#20447311
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On 01/08/2013 at 12:34am - misc - by maddiecat - United States (Missouri)

I went to te movies wit my crus, wo ad askd me out on a date. Assuming e'd pay, I left my money at ome. Wen te time came to buy te tickets, e only bougt one 4 imself. FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was laughing at a grl who really sucks at badminton . Turns out she has anger issues, an a really good aim when she's mad . I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before . FML

#20450098
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On 01/09/2013 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Connecticut)

Today.. . I woke up to a looool small fre on my roof.. . burning up small twigs an branches . The cause? Last night.. . I threw a sparkling frecracker up very high.. . only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind . It's going to take $2...000 to fix the damage . FML

#20436289
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On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

today during an hour-long drive, my sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity", because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time, an I got so pissd off that I forgot to brake at a rd light, rear-ending the car in front of us. FML

#20454301
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On 01/11/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by lostmyfaithinblowjobs (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of mah boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well u found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

#20446658
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On 01/07/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

I was getting a spray tan and realized I didn't ave a air tie... so I used a tong instead. I lost track of time and realized I needed to go pick up my daugter. I trew on my clotes... drove to pick er up... went to te store... and went fir ice cream... tong still in my air. mega FML

#20438564
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On 01/02/2013 at 12:33pm - health - by Embarrassed - United States

YESTERDAY I GOT SO DRUNK THAT I DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GET NAKED AN JUMP ON A TRAMPOLINE IN THE BACK OF A NEIGHBOUR’S GARDEN. SAID NEIGHBOUR IS A POLICE OFFICER. FML

#20438400
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On 01/02/2013 at 10:01am - misc - by AmberHavoc - United Kingdom

Today, while talking to one of mah parents friends, we discoverd that the house he grew up in is the same house mah boyfriend now lives in. When he recalld that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, ( Oh mah gosh, I lost mah virginity there! ) mega FML

#20440379
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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I startd charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognizd my iPhone as an MP3 player an startd playing the audio from the porn video I watchd before we left. Everybody hered. FML

#20443608
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On 01/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by anonymous - United States

TADAY THE ABANDOND CAT THAT I TOOK IN FOR THE NIGHT AND DURING BAD WEATHER SEEMS TO HAVE SPREAD FLEAS AROUND MY HOUSE . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE . MEGA FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today , while out hiking , my phone slippd out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin , giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later , I askd her fir my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

#20445287
118 comments

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On 01/06/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)

TODAY, IN AN ELABORATE PLAN TO FINALLY MEET MAH CUTE NEIGHBOR, I CONVINCED MAH FRIENDLY MAILMAN TO SWITCH UP OUR MAIL SO I'D HAVE AN EXCUSE TO MEET HER. AFTER I DELIVERED HER MAIL, I WAITED 4 HER TO MENTION THAT SHE HAD MAH MAIL, BUT SHE NEVER DID. I EVEN SAW HER TAKE IT OUT OF HER MAIL BOX.

#20446490
135 comments

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On 01/07/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by james88 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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