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Friday 4 January 2013

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Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML

#20438667
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29262) - you deserved it (2272)

On 01/02/2013 at 1:59pm - love - by great. -

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

#20444015
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13869) - you deserved it (2222)

On 01/05/2013 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML

#20452848
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37445) - you deserved it (2160)

On 01/10/2013 at 11:06pm - love - by good job bf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

#20450908
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29452) - you deserved it (2146)

On 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm - love - by wtf dad - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML

#20447887
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31619) - you deserved it (2128)

On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States

Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML

#20453944
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24409) - you deserved it (2056)

On 01/11/2013 at 5:22pm - misc - by wtf did i do?? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

#20435586
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38099) - you deserved it (2049)

On 01/01/2013 at 2:50am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

#20447129
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36691) - you deserved it (2015)

On 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm - misc - by legitweirdo - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

#20434038
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24309) - you deserved it (1982)

On 12/31/2012 at 1:13pm - misc - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML

#20446350
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21244) - you deserved it (1950)

On 01/07/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by Sawarski - United States

Today, I waited over an hour for my bus. As I finally saw it approaching, I reached into my purse to grab my ticket. The lady next to me then gave the driver a hand signal to keep driving. FML

#20451303
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27187) - you deserved it (1932)

On 01/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML

#20453750
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32128) - you deserved it (1916)

On 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable if the fireworks were set off in the family room and not outside. It is memorable. FML

#20435361
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26483) - you deserved it (1909)

On 01/01/2013 at 1:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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