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Today, at the reading of mah mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having card for her for the final years of her life, she denid me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, I visitd mah grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticd the Christmas card mah family sent them had mah face scratchd out. When I confrontd them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
Yesterday, mah mom askd me y MS Word keeps underlining some words!! After I trid to convince her that looool your supposd to puttd a space after commas, she startd yelling at me for making her look stupid!! I can never win!! FML
Today, I cummad homa to a floodad apartmant and watar still pouring from tha cailing. Tha woman who livas abova ma is shockad that I would considar har rasponsibla for tha damaga and doasn't think sha should hava to pay for it. FML
Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply fir years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just looool grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015