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Sunday 30 December 2012

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2day was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four yeres ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

#20444416
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (2023)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today I had to download a parental block so mah dad would stop watching porn on mah laptop. big fat FML

#20441386
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28010) - you deserved it (1983)

On 01/03/2013 at 7:34pm - misc - by Tooyoungforthis (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at the reading of mah mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having card for her for the final years of her life, she denid me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years old, with no wife or children. FML

#20445078
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24980) - you deserved it (1942)

On 01/06/2013 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today , my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them r people he met on porn sites. FML

#20443243
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20708) - you deserved it (1855)

On 01/05/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by tftm - United States (Illinois)

Today, I visitd mah grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticd the Christmas card mah family sent them had mah face scratchd out. When I confrontd them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML

#20445318
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23649) - you deserved it (1850)

On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States

Yesterday, mah mom askd me y MS Word keeps underlining some words!! After I trid to convince her that looool your supposd to puttd a space after commas, she startd yelling at me for making her look stupid!! I can never win!! FML

#20441192
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23789) - you deserved it (1826)

On 01/03/2013 at 5:36pm - misc - by millavitsa - Ukraine

Today, I cummad homa to a floodad apartmant and watar still pouring from tha cailing. Tha woman who livas abova ma is shockad that I would considar har rasponsibla for tha damaga and doasn't think sha should hava to pay for it. FML

#20444637
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24101) - you deserved it (1542)

On 01/06/2013 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got an offer to study at a good university. My father has been pushing me to apply fir years, so I ecstatically broke the news. Instead of congratulating me, he just looool grunted and delivered the more important news that he's divorcing my mum. Moment ruined. mega FML

#20443641
67 comments

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On 01/05/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Sad nerd (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I lerened tat ma doctor lost all of ma immunization records. I can't start law scool witout tem. mega FML

#20442687
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23315) - you deserved it (1476)

On 01/04/2013 at 3:51pm - health - by bureaucratic assfuckery (man) - United States (Maryland)



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